I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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