We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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