Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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