those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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