is wine microwaveable?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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