Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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