her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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