Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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