smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Dick very happy bro
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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