Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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