Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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