He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Hippo gnu deer
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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