oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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