He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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