Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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