Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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