Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
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Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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