Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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