You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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