Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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