Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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