so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Life is so much better after having sex.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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