"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering