Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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