ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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