Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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