11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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