Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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