Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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