I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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