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dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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