when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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