remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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