she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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