I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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