It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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