do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
