i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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