Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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