Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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