No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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