hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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