Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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