I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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