Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
