we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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