dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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