(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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