May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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