O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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