he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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