your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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