Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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