i permit you to call me
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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